Came jokes

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)

I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)

My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby

And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)

Once upon a time, there was a crow with a piece of cheese in its mouth. Then a fox came, and when he saw the piece of cheese, he tried to trick the crow. He said that the crow's voice was beautiful, and then he said he wanted to hear him sing, so the crow started singing, and then the piece of cheese fell out of his mouth. He said never trust anyone, and then he walked away.

Once upon a time, there was a man named Daniel. He was blind and deaf, and he worked at a morgue.

So, one time poor Dan got confused and started having sex with the rotting corpse.

He then came home and thought he was at the morgue, so he started disintegrating his sleeping wife.

What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

My dad came back!