Came jokes

A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious. He ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over. They asked what happened, and the German soldier said, "Hail hit her."

A man came up to a girl about to jump off a cliff. The man said, "Why?" She then replies, "There are many monsters in this world, and I am one of them."

My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.

What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?

When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.

One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.

Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.

He was fired from his job.

What went up but never came down?

Stephen Hawking's IQ.

I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.

What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?

One of the two actually came back.😂

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your mom is so fat Santa Claus came down and said, "Ho ho holy shit!"

When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"

He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"

I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?

The boomerang came back.

I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)