Came jokes
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
The peanut gained confidence and finally came out of its shell.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!
I saw a girl at my job and we ended up fucking, then the test came back and I have hives from my sister.
So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."
And her mom said, "WHAT?!"
And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"
Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
A boy named Jimmy was riding to Hell to save his brothers and sister. That is the last place he pissed. There came across the Devil.
Part 1
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but it came plain.