What you breath in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, 'African food'
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
There was a guy called john
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
Ejaculated in her braces call that children behind bars
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
you call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do call a mouse with sneakers
(Answer:squeakers)
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad
A sad caterpillar
what do you call a bird with no feet? a fly
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
What's a emo black kid called? a dark drakie
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
what do you call a running chicken
scared
Do you you like Cds. There's this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
What’s an emo called Anna
