Call jokes
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Memes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.