Call jokes
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
It's funny dating someone smarter than you. My girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be. Let me explain. Say, for example, she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.