Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Call Jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
What do you call a depressed person's life?
At this point, nonexistent.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
