Call jokes
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Memes
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.
What do you call a rich Asian?
A cha-ching.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.