Call jokes
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Memes
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Is it possible to stutter in sign language?
Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.