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Contract

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Memes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.

Emo

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

People

Most people call it grave robbing...

I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.

Friend

My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.

Orphan

Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."

Asthma

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Life

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

Essay

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”

“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”

Orphan

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!