What does a transgender call his/her parent? Transparent.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A blowjob
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim
What is it called when Bill Cosby and a illegal immigrant fight? Aliens vs. Predator
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
What do you call a African American pilot?
A pilot you racist bastard.
when is rape normal?
When its called an unplanned pregnancy
What do you call a Russian Prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
What do you call a snail without a shell? Dead
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
What do you call a vagina with teeth? A vicious cunt.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man bisexual
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!