Call jokes
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "dad."
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call a magician with no magic? A dyslexic c**t.
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.