Call jokes
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about?
Anonymouse.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his gaze is blank. The other hunter grabs his phone and calls emergency services: "My friend is dead! What do I do?"
The emergency dispatcher replies: "Calm down. I can help you. First, make sure he's really dead."
Silence on the other end, then a gunshot. Back on the phone, the hunter asks: "Okay, now what?"
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.