Call jokes
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
What do you call a party planned by Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
A high school pill party.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Memes
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."