Call jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
Memes
What do you call a heterosexual man giving a brojob to another heterosexual man?
gay now, heterosexual later.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dinosnore!
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Somebody called the cops for a school shooting, what a snitch!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."