What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf
Why can’t orphans use a phone because they can't find the home button.
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops
Who do they call it.emotion when the root word is emo but emos don't show emotion
what do you call a different spaghetti? an impasta! papyrus: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS? sans: what? papyrus:AN IMPASTA sans: good one
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mmmm bread I love panera bread This is unrelated but where i live there is no panera bread Yknow what thats called:
No panera bread
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass? fruit cake
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors? Surrounded by loved ones.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
Q: what is a Karen called in Europe
A: an American
elmo in 2022 is called (tickle my balls elmo)
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
what is money called on the moon? Mooney
im sorry orphans that your getting bullyed.. oh i have to go my MOM's calling me WERE going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reuonion
What do call a shoe made by George Floyd? The breath Takers
What do you call a fart in a gay bar A mating call
