Call jokes
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
Memes
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.