Call jokes

What do you call a disabled Arab?

Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Me time.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?

A stroke of luck :)

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?

Teacher: "I'll call your mother."

Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."

what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?

Panera dead.

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.

What do you call a decapitated politician?

A severed head of state.

Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.

What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?

A mass murderer.

What do you call an apartment full of Black people?

A crackhouse.

I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."

She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."

I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie.

It’s called Finding Chemo.

What do you call a fat transgender midget?

Jigglypuff.

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

What do you call a gay drive-by?

A fruit roll up.