Call jokes
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
Memes
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What do you call a decapitated politician?
A severed head of state.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.