I never do dark jokes but when i feel like it, i prefer orphan jokes, cos theyre the safest option. I mean what are they gonna do, call their parents?
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
I got a part in a movie called "Cocaine". I only have one line.
What do you call a A gay Drive-by A fruit roll up
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I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
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What do you call a orphans family reunion
Me time
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What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er
What do you call a musician 👩🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?
A popsinger.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
what do you call a running chicken
scared
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What do you call a women with three boobs? Tres leches
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow
