Call jokes
What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
Memes
What do you call it if your mom is a guy and your dad is a woman?
Transparent.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn't doing very good, so I told him so. My brother said to me, "At least I don't have to camp in order to get kills." I then responded with, "I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills."
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Why do they call my dick section 8?
Because all the hoes are on it.
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".