Call jokes

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

I threw a gay person into a fire. Now we call him LGBBQ.

Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].

What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?

Nacho cheese.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

What do you call my sister?

Suicidal.

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?

2Pac-square

What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.

What do you call a horse that does karate?

A horse.

How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."

They call me Mr. Distracted, truly a spastic. Can't talk to my folks cause they say I'm pro- problematic. Really fantastic. Can't focus unless I take meds then it's magic. My brain is like traffic, always fucking active. But never at the right time, pretty fucking tragic it happens.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?

Fruit punch.

What do you call a terrible bus company?

Stagecoach Highlands.

What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?

DOUGH-KNIGHT

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

An RC-XD.

Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?

A: Not very interesting.

What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you told them twice.