Call jokes
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?
Diddler on the Roof.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A wishlist.