Call jokes
Students across America have been spotted playing a parody of the horror game Five Nights at Freddy’s called “7 Hours at Chi Phi”.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call snowmen having sex?
A snowjob.
lollll
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "daddy," and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call "mommy."