Call jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What do you call a letter using the bathroom?
The P.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Memes
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What do you call a Mexican that smokes weed? A baked bean.
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”
What do you call an obese man with bipolar? Twins.
What do you call 2 spies fucking?
Undercover.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
I was sad, so I called the depression hotline. Turns out the depression hotline is where people roast you until you are depressed.
What do you call a white duck?
A quacker.
What do you call an atheist bone? -- A blasfemur.
What do you call a mountain of kittens?
A meowtain.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.