Call jokes

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

What do you call a cut cucumber?

A guy with no legs.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.

The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"

The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

What do you call a snail without a shell?

Dead.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

What do you call a racist crow?

Jim.

What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?

Answer: "Sweet and spicy chicken."

What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?

Spasticelastic.