Call jokes
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
What do you call purple when it's being mean? Violent.
What did mum say when grandpa called?
Boomerang.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?