Call jokes

What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?

Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂

What does a transgender call his/her parent?

Transparent.

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

What do you call Dr. Disrespect on top of a building?

Diddler on the Roof.

What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?

And microtransaction.

What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.

What do you call a cut cucumber?

A guy with no legs.

Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"

Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.

LOL

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.

I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.

When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

What do you call an African American pilot?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What do you call a short black person?

By their name, you racist!

A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

What do you call a snail without a shell?

Dead.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.