Call jokes
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.