What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What do you call an owl 🦉 with armor?
A Knight Owl!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids
Coach
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone? -a VEGUN
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
What do you call a horse rider with down syndrome?
Down Quijote
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
What do you call a Lesbian Dinosaur? A Eat-a-lot-of-pus
What do you call a annoying emo kid, a nuseance
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called straight out of windshield.
