Call jokes
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call a sandwich 🥪 full of envy?
Peanut Butter n' Jealousy! 😂
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Q: What is it called when a hoe is getting ready for her party but doesn't know what to wear but is thinking about it? A: A thotprosses
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James.
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
Ejaculated in her braces, call that children behind bars.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
What do you call an acid with a bad attitude?
A-Mean-O-Acid.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?
Special Forces.
I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.
I'll call it Downtown.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?
A to-go order.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator