What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
What do you call a black comedian? Dark Humor
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A man books a session to see a therapist, as he claims he has a strong fear of the 15th, 9th and 3rd letters of the alphabet. So once the therapist, let's call him Frank has jotted that down on his notebook he says, "o, i c"
Two cats called '1,2,3' & 'un,deux,trois' had a swimming race across the channel. 1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What do you call a cool octopus?
Tenta-cool (tentacle)
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious
What do you call a arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment
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What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
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My frien liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile
I called prank called someone saying SON! ITS ME SON! IM COMING FOR YOU!!! my friend next to me asked who i was calling and I said the orphanage
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
What do you call a 100-year-old frog? An old croak!
why cant orphans be gay
bc no one will call them daddy
