Call Jokes

me: "comment if you love yourself and give me a reason" friends: comments give reason me: "notice how i commented nothing day later mom: let me see your tik tok me: shows her the video mom: calls suicide JK she just beat me for posting a video on her

What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag? A Kit Kat.

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: "ASPERGER'S"

What do you call an emo kids suicide live stream? America’s funniest home videos

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

What do you call a bad amputation?

A rip off.

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

What do you call it when a person with downsyndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching

What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?

Trans-fats

horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.

What do you call a sophisticated American?

A Canadian

What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.

I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."

She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.

After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"

What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂

My little sister called my name a few minutes after I put her to bed. ùshe told me that the was something in her closet. I checked the closet and told her there was nothing there, but told her she could still sleep in my room with me. I was thinking that was the best way to get her out of the room before he noticed I saw him.