Q:What do you call brown mixed with yellow. A: someone who just ate beans
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
What does an orphan call home
NOTHING 🤣
What do you call a taco in bed
Es(tá co)stado
An orphan can’t never get a call home from school because they don’t have a home to call
What do you call a baby with red on it A baby in a microwave
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?
Because they couldn’t call his parents!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
So I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said "Yes ma'am." She said "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said "Okay, thanks bitch."
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator
What do you call Asian who can't hear?
Wha U Sai
