Call jokes
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!