Call jokes
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.