Call jokes
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
If you have a pair and it runs around the street, what do you call it? A running pair.
What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.