Call jokes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Paralyzed Man: *gets up* I’m out of here!
Blind Man: Did that paralyzed man just get up?
Deaf Man: Did that Blind Man see that paralyzed man get up?
Mute Man: Did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Dead Man: Did that mute man just say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
“Normal” Man: Did that dead man hear the mute man say did that deaf man hear the blind man see the paralyzed man get up?
Doctor: *calls 911*
911 service: 911 what’s your emergency?
Doctor: Yes, uh, a “normal” person just said that did that dead man just hear a mute man say did that deaf man just hear the blind man see a paralyzed man get up?
911 service: *hangs up*
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.
I call this my great talk with Siri.
Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.
Siri: My mother? Huh?
Me: Did I stutter?
Siri: Interesting question.
Me: It wasn’t a question.
Siri: I’m not sure I understand?
Me: You should understand.
Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?
Me: No, you b***.
Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.