Call jokes
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin!
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship, and I don't have time for you, ASAP, daughter, daughter, or your mother, or your call, or your choice of choice.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.