What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed?
A baked potato.
What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokémon!
What is it called when the gynecologist slanders your grandfather?
A pap smear.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
