What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can’t RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
