What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
what do you call people with adhd?
a brainless speeder
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
What do you call a rapper with a COLD?
Lil Sneezy
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
UNBLINGABLE
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A RHYME QUEUE
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
What do you call a group of Daveons? A 'daveon'-ation.
