Call jokes
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!