Call jokes
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
I can't not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunts not to believe there is nothing can't do.
BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck?
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
What do you call it when an Arab girl has an abortion?
Removing a bomb.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.