Call jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.