Call jokes
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
BlessedBrian's family reunions must be like a casting call for the Addams Family.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant