What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
