What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Call Jokes
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER!
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"
