Calendar

Calendar jokes

Idiot

    • RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!

    Richard: What????

    Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."

    Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.

    Rick: Oh I will.

    *It was the day March 21st*

    *9 Days later*

    *March 31st*

    Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man

    *one day later*

    *He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*

    Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up

    BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS

    *Richard*

    *oh he's the dumbass*

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    • Orphan

    • Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?

    Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!

    Orphan

    • If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

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    • Calendar memes

    Orphan

    • There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

    Orphan

    • Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

    Orphan

    • Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?

    Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.