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Christmas

An animated character, a man with a serious expression, stands in front of a decorated Christmas tree. Large red text at the top reads "ATTENTION!!!". Below that, white text states, "This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24, Christmas Day - December 25, New Year's Eve - December 31, New Year's Day - January 1."

Crack

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Phone

Bill Nye is standing on a beach holding a sign that says: "You can become exempt from No Nut November if you change your phone's calendar to December 1."

September

The image shows a grid of four pictures. The text at the top says, "September has 4 mood:". Each image has a date below it. The first picture on the top left is a man with dark, messy hair. The date below it is "1st". The second picture on the top right is a picture of the Twin Towers in New York on fire with a plane in the sky. The date below it is "11th". The third picture on the bottom left is a man with an afro and a mustache. The date below it is "21st". The fourth picture on the bottom right is another man, with short hair. The date below it is "30th".

Valentine's Day

A photo of an old woman sitting in a chair. The text in the image says: "Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?" followed by: "Yes, it's February 14th."

Birthday

i just realized my birthday is the same day i was born

The image shows a white skull with a shattered top and a mushroom cloud rising from within.

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Spiderman

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

March

Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!