Calendar jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Which month is the bus? December.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They donât have fathers or Motherâs Day.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Motherâs Day and Fatherâs Day.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Can February march?
No, but April may.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! đ¤Śđ˝ââď¸
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they donât have a Mother's nor Fatherâs Day.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?