Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Calendar Jokes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Which month is the bus? December.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness.
Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? No one forgets it!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
