Calendar jokes
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
Which month is the bus? December.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!