Calendar jokes
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
Why can’t October fool April?
Because only April fools.
The fourth month (symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Five more days.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.