Calendar jokes
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Memes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Which month is the bus? December.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What is the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has dates.
What's the difference between you and a calendar?
Calendars got dates.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!