Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Calendar Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020?
Because they had a fight, and 2021.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What comes after 69?
Period.
Five more days.
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
12/8?
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
"What time is it?"
"Daytime."
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
