what egg do u buy a orphan?
free range
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
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The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
Why Can't You Buy An Iphone X Its Too Xpensive
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Their were two friends talking one day Tim tells john " I THINK I'M GAY " john says to Tim what do you mean Tim says "WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO DRESS LIKE A WOMEN AND SING KARAOKE IN A BAR AND CALL MYSELF" (GILLETTE THE BEST A MAN CAN GET) JOHN SAYS TO TIM I THINK YOUR RIGHT AND THANKS FOR REMINDING ME I NEED TO BUY RAZORS
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what stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy
billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life.” -Sun Tzu
🇻🇪finally i am a trillionare. Now i can buy bread
im so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For 0$...
