Who wants to buy my new NFT
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time
Why did the orphan rob the bank 🏦 To buy a house
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
aunt: on internet buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars neice: i found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch its 3 dollars to watch aunt: im not paying for that shit neice: yet u sit there and buy weight loss pills
Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says "I have some good news and bad news" so the patient says "What is the bad news?" the Doctor replies "I have had to amputate both your legs" so the patent says "Well what is the good news?" the Doctor replies "I have found someone to buy your slippers".................
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
Why can't a a citizen in communist china especially a chinese male who is between 18 - 29 years old can not buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist china? Because the condom would be too big for the penis of chinese men in communist china
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1
What flavour do you buy an orphan? Self raising
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
Answers; at a second hand store
Why Can't You Buy An Iphone X Its Too Xpensive
Hey girl is that a ass seen on TV cause I buy it
