Buy jokes

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

Why can't you buy an iPhone X?

It's too expensive.

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

How can you buy emos? Just use their bar code.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!

What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?

Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?

🇻🇪 Finally, I am a trillionaire. Now I can buy bread.

"Dick, you're fired."

"I'd buy that for a dollar."

Why can't homeless people buy a house?

'Cause they live on the streets.

What flour do you buy an orphan?

Self-raising flour.

I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu

My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"

Comment down below, does your grandma do this?

My brother goes into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey." The bartender says, "That's a lot of alcohol." My brother says, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob." The bartender said, "Let me buy you a drink." My brother said, "No, this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth."

In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.

The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.

In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.

Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.

*walks into sex shop*

Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.

Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?

IHOP

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."