But jokes
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition, of course, but they both pack the same heat.
What is sticky, but it cannot stick a stick?
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Memes
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What did the Deagle say to the G17?
"Son, you're rushing, but in some way, I like it."
AR-15: Who are you?
Musket: I'm you, but from another timeline.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!
I can't walk, I can't talk, but I can drive a wheelchair.