But jokes

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

When my friend fell, I didn't crack up, but the sidewalk did.

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂

"One man's trash is another man's treasure."

It's a wonderful phrase, but a terrible way to find out you're adopted.

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!

My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?

Me: (¬‿¬)

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.

I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.

But I got fired from that job.

One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.

But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.

Anybody can use this :)

Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Yo mama so fat that when she fell on the concrete, nobody laughed, but the concrete cracked up.

Me and my friend have a friend that's in a wheelchair, but he is so annoying, so we throw him in a fire. Now we call him "Hot Wheels."

Two antennas got married. The ceremony dragged on, but the reception was excellent.

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂