But jokes

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but it eventually came back to me.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.

"And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' but John came fifth and got a toaster."

A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, "I'm sorry, but you only have 10 left."

The patient asks him, "Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?"

The doctor calmly looks at him and says, "Nine."

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.

I didn't ask: ❌

I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️

I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.

Violets are red, so is your face. I thought I was ugly, but then I saw you.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.