But jokes

The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"

Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.

One day I was texting my friend on Roblox and I made her mad. She told me she was gonna kill me.

That night, she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 PM sharp, but she made "sharp" in all caps. So I went to the bathroom at 2 PM the next day. Now I know what she meant by "SHARP" on Roblox... she brought a knife, and I was in hell by then. Like for the next part!

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

I saw this one quote: "The people who smile the most are covering the most pain." I think this is true, just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends, but with my parents and family, I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do.

I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe, 22/24, but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate, saying I would tell her that my depression got worse. She went along with it, but I haven't told my mum and I now make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist.

Do depressed people hate swimming?

They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.

The twins ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.

There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

I made an orphan website.

But it did not have a home page.