A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
Never invest in funerals. It's a dying industry.
What did the watch say to the failing watch company? - You better watch it
A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?
Drugs
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know I was too busy wanking
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
