Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Business Jokes
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
