Business jokes
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a shedding Panera Bread?
Panera Shed.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
A cop saw an old lady carrying two sacks. He asked the lady what she was doing. She opened one bag and shows a bunch of cash.
"How did you get all this?" asked the cop.
"Well, I live behind a golf course, and my backyard has many holes in its fence. Since there are no bathrooms nearby, the golfers stick their dicks through the holes and piss onto my hard, and that keeps killing my flowers. So, I grabbed my hedge clippers, and when they stick it through, I grab their dick and yell, '10 bucks right now or it comes clean off!' After that, nobody pees in my yard ever again."
The cop responded with, "Dang. But what about the other bag?"
She said, "Not everybody paid."
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.