Business jokes
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"