Business jokes
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Being a hooker shouldn't be illegal.
It's like having an Airbnb for your dick.
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.