Business jokes
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.
(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry?
Well, they aren't.
Why?
They aren't repeated customers.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
I work at a movie studio.
Unfortunately, the team I was working with was useless.
The team:
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?
Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣
Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!