My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?
A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
My cousin: “How’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when you’re at softball practice?!”
Me: “Lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
