The Earth was flat until they buried you.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me I can't remember where I buried them
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny weather, a pleasant place to visit as a family. Don't you think they are not evil creatures, and do you think they have them?
"No, there are no ghosts or evil creatures." You can say that, but don't be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that's not real. WRONG. Gina's real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that's why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know, right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on Instagram, Facebook, and the worst jokes on the site.
Gina Claw Scare loved fire, which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time!
They buried her on a lawn in the forest that caught fire. "HARSH MAN!" I know, right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone's screaming, and then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
When you were born your mother said, "Oh, what a treasure!" Your father said, "Yeah, let’s go bury it."
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
