Burying Jokes

Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them

Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

[being buried alive]

murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly

My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.

It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.

What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?

The first is easier to bury.

RIP Stephan Hawking who was buried today.......he did always love black holes.

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.

A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.

He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.

The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened

Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"

the earth was flat until they buried you

The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)