The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims?
Because they've already been roasted!
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
A chemical store burned down, and the firefighter just stood there, but at the end, the store fire just went out by itself. But the store owner still got angry.
Store owner: Why didn't you take out the fire?
Firefighter: Yeah, but it went out by itself.
Store owner: But still, why?
Firefighter: Your chemical store sells H20.
Store owner: Oh, I get it now!
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Yo mama so hairy, you almost died from a rug burn!
"You look like Barney, I'm choking you too, and your face is turning all purple and blue!"
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
