911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
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What is the difference between Black people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted
what do dropouts and Boeing 767 have in common?
they crash and burn
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
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My uncle got really badly burned the other day. They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
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why do 911 jokes always fail. they always crash and burn
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
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