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Slide

M3ME G0D · 2 years ago
  • Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."
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  • Heart

    Kayla · 3 years ago
  • Literally me after every single relationship

    A black and white image shows two people sitting on a bench, one couple in the background and a woman looking towards them. The text says, "I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed, cheated, burned and broken, but somehow still works."
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  • Project

    DoubleDownCheeks · 2 years ago
  • Fill it out if u want

    A list of possible life experiences with checkboxes, titled "#THINGS I HAVE DONE PROJECT". The experiences are categorized into emotional, social, and health-related items. Some examples are: "Been in Love", "Broken Hearts", "Had Sex", "Been to Jail", "Been Bullied", "Been Depressed", "Have/Had an Addiction", "Attempted Suicide", "Overdosed", "Seen a Therapist", "Have Other Mental Disorders". The text "@violetsunlight7" is on the right side of the image.
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  • Duck

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago
  • oh goody

    A picture of a white cartoon duck with a blue hat, and the text "sum ducks juts want to wacth the wolrd burn".
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  • WiFi

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • wtf is this wifi

    The image shows a wifi connection bar with the text "It Burns When IP" to the left of it.
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  • Hell

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Life

    ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago
  • Me and my life all of the time. Like if you can relate

    A cartoon-style image of a small, tree-like creature with a smiling face standing against a background of fire and destruction. The text above the image reads "Me ignoring all my problems while my life crashes and burns". Below the image it states "@studentlifeofficial has been Crowned 'The Best Student Memes Page'" with fire and laughing emoji.
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  • Explain Bear

    YumMan · 1 year ago
  • Explain Bear i hate you

    The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.
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  • Restraint

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
  • A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'
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  • Hate speech

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • A YouTube video screenshot shows a young man with an exaggerated expression of excitement or anger on the left side. He is holding a tool, possibly a blowtorch, which is burning a rainbow-colored flag on the right. Below the video thumbnail, the title reads "Burning the lgbt flag cause i fucking hate faggots". The video creator is identified as Preston, with 703K views and uploaded 12 hours ago.
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  • Crash

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A meme featuring a still from the movie Monsters, Inc. with the text: "Kerbals boarding the 'shitfuck 2' knowing full damn well they're going to crash and burn alive."
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  • Enemy

    синий напиток · 2 years ago
  • 🅱️haq

    The image shows Shaq holding an Icy Hot package with a text that reads: "Shaq uses IcyHot to freeze his mortal enemies and later burn them to ash."
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  • Florida Man

    tabs1528 · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a news report with the headline "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Tries to Burn Down Former Lover's House With Pasta Sauce". Below the headline is a picture of a man with dark hair and a slight beard. Below the man's photo, the screen shows the text "Men Use Spaghetti Sauce in Burglary Plot, Deland, Volusia County."
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  • Diarrhea

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a 3D render of Mario standing with his legs slightly apart. Text above his head reads: "I HAVE BURNING LIQUID DIARRHEA SHIT" and text below says "DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG".
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  • Child

    Anonymous · 1 year ago
  • Shitpost-master general

    A close-up of a yellow sponge with a worried expression. Above it, a text overlay reads, "Arizonans watching their child burn to a crisp after forgetting to cover them in SPF 5,000 sunscreen."
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  • Food

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • An animated image depicts an elderly woman with white hair and glasses, wearing a blue dress, sitting in a large green armchair. She is casually tossing bundles of green money from a basket labeled "MONEY TO BURN" into a fireplace. Above the scene, the text reads "Buying food".
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  • Toast

    TechPriestGotDrip · 3 years ago
  • toast must burn

    The image shows a split screen. The top half features two slices of toast that are completely burnt and smoking inside a toaster. The bottom half shows a still from a movie with two men looking at each other; the text "Some men just want to watch the toast burn" is superimposed on the image.
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  • Student

    Shitpost master-general · 7 months ago
  • A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.
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  • Vibe

    Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago
  • A young man with a beard, wearing a hoodie, smiles slightly while looking at the camera. He appears relaxed, leaning against a surface. Text overlays the bottom part of the image: The vibe when I'm listening to Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church W
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  • Burning

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • 1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident
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