*text conversation boy: when you kiss someone you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime? girl: are you saying i'm fat?
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
What did god say to the black person Oops I burned one😳
Not racist just funny
*COUGHS ROUGHLY* OH MY GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I CANT SEE IT BURNS HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP !!! HELP *Weakly* !
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
never joke about 911 they'll just crash and burn
Superman and flash were in the living room pounding back a few beer flash says to Superman i bet you u can fly into wonder woman bed room and get the best pussy of your life so he does it when he goes back to flash Superman says to flash man that was great but my ass kinda burns
My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them Did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
i burned a orphans hand and than they sed you will pay for this.me:what are you going to do tell your parents?
Imagine being named Colby and you burn yourself
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
ever wondered how jesus got rid of the cross that killed him? burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
I am not telling you twice your mouth stinks so go burns your house down like a crazy mad women and I will call the cop like WTH because you are so fat
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
