A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
I hate these double standards.
if you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job" if you do it at home you're "destroying evidence"
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
I'd make 9/11 jokes but they'd just crash and burn.
last night i burned down an orphanage there was one survivor who said i would regret it i said "what are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
I have double standards, burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
