Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
Helicopter, Helicopter Kobe Bryant in my chopper Sitting next to burning daughter Lots of smoke and little laughter
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
Why was the burnside bridge so hot ........ Because it's on the burning side
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.
I went to the store and bought minecraft java edition I found a village, burned it down, and then I went home and played minecraft.
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer
Why did the man put himself on fire? To BURN Calories.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
WHAT BURNS UP A FOOTBALL STADIUM??? A FOOTBALL ' MATCH '
