So there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, what is one plus one? She said I HATE YOU. Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, My buns are burning. Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Bobby said, NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN! The principal yelled, HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?! Then he said, 85 SMACK EM DOWN! Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, my buns are burning.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
I was told to burn calories so I threw your mom in the fire.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I'm a fireman" The prince says, "Then we'll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I'm an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we'll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I'm a lollipop salesman
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
Bored? Burn an orphan. What're they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11? Person 2: No, but'll probably crash and burn.
How to commit arson 1. Burn down an orphanage
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down? Almost took out the whole trailer park.
