What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
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I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great but when I tell them to others they tend to crash and burn
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Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
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I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant Guys all they do is crash and burn!!
Chuck Norris docent get sun burns the sun knows better
I would tell jokes about Kobe but they would just crash and burn
You call it a burning orphanage. I call it fnaf lore.
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
what do you call stephen hawking in a burning building Hot wheels
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it. The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.
The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:
"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" (Found on the web if you don't like it don't leave a hate comment)
Once my friends bakery burned down...His business is toast.
What do you call a kid in a wheel chair on fire?
Hot wheels
A child determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
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My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
