Comment on this if you are some what like me. Depressed, Single, Gay, and acts like your not burning inside.
911 what's your emergency burning in toaster toast? yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast set fir to my forest
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them. "Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
you look like barney i ́m choking you too and your face is turning all purple and blue
Ayo the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
I actually think paul walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive
He had a change of race tho when he died
What is your body like? Soft
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
why did the fire not burn the kid because it had no lips
Bully: "I would roast you but my mom told me not to burn trash." Me: "So that's why you haven't burnt yourself yet." 🤔
a little boy decided to burn a house down. the father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "thats arson"
Q: you want to know way I don’t make jokes about 9/11 A: They tend to crash and burn
What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
