Bureaucracy jokes

Queue

CaptainCapitalCrossing · 4 years ago

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

Oregon

Bob67💮 · 4 years ago

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.

Electrician

Jagged Zonkey · 5 months ago

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.

Orphan

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

Proof

Bubblegumㅤ · 11 months ago

A close-up photograph of a white and grey cat looking directly at the camera with a slightly confused or unimpressed expression. The top part of the image has white text overlay that reads: 'I seriously don't understand why we need birth certificates, like I promise you I was born.'

Bureaucracy memes

Hell

Anonymous · 8 years ago

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

Initial

Glory hole · 2 years ago

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

End

Available Bharal · 1 month ago

Can I get a building license?

It's the end of the world!

German

Inquisitive Razorbill · 4 months ago

Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.

Name

retard · 4 years ago

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.