Bureaucracy jokes

Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.

I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:

If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Roses are red.

Your passports are blue.

Now go stand over there,

In that very long queue!

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?

Because they need parents' signature.