What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
Roses are red.
Your passports are blue.
Now go stand over there,
In that very long queue!
I don't know if this is a joke or a question, but:
If killing yourself sends you to hell, where does sitting in the waiting room get you?
