Bullying jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Don't bully. Lol.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."