Bullying jokes

Tip for Kindness for the day.

Tip one. Always speak up for yourself.

Yes, letting someone else speak up for you is nice but also speak up for yourself, be brave if a mean bully comes along. Speak up for yourself and others if they need it. Best, Gwen

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.

To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!

Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.

Bully: You are ugly.

Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?

Because I am a bully!

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?

One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.

Can we please stop the fricking drama! I see people bullying other people, too. Gwen is not the only one. For God's sake, just do jokes! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don't even know each other, but we're still doing this stupid nonsense! Just make jokes, people! That is why it's called "Worst Jokes Ever," not "Bully People Ever." So shut up and get a life, dum-dums! Geez! The only reason why I come here is to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don't even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fricking world!!!!

"Addison, shut up. You're only 8 years old. What do you know?"

I might be 8, but at least I got some sense, and plus, I'm way smarter than you guys anyway. I'm in alert. You know, like a very, very, very intelligent kid! That can spell instead of saying "u," I say the true "you," instead of "pls," it's "please." Sorry if I did mean it... which I don't!

I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.

If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

What is it called when a bull lies about other bulls?

Bullying.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!