Bullying jokes
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
Don't bully.
I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
Best website ever 4 chair.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Bully: "I bet your dick is so small when you look down in the shower you can't even see it."
Guy: "No, I see your sister's head."
Bully: You're gonna die.
Me: Hurry up then.
you.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.