Bullying jokes

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.

Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.

The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.

The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:

Bullys are depressed.

Nerds are depressed.

Bad girls/boys are depressed.

Kind humans are depressed.

What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."

What did the cake say to the fork?

"Do you want a piece of me!!!"

you.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

I love bullying orphans. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?

www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

Bully: "You are so stupid!"

Classmate: does nothing.

Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"

Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

My son said that bully needs a pounding, then I say, "Yeah, right, that is what I said and did to your mother." My son opens his mouth and freezes. I guess he knew what I was talking about.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.

The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.

What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?

"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."