Bullying jokes
What's something you shouldn't tell a paraplegic that's being confronted by a bully?
Just walk away.
An orphan told me people kept bullying him, so I said, "Tell your parents."
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
I support LGBTQ.
Let's Go Bully The Queers.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."