My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully? ARRRRRRRRR
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "Iβm still standing."
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"
The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."
Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "Iβm getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "Iβm going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
