Bullying jokes

(Bully) Boy, you ugly!

(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.

Bully: (Speechless)

I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.

If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.

He won’t stand against the three of us!

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.

Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.