Bullying jokes

Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.

No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Bully: You're a loser and fat.

Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.

Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

Bully: Agh, you're ugly!

Me: Said your mom when you were born.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

How to stop bullying?

Why do kids like to pick on orphans?

Because they can't call their parents.

This one time I said to a person that they are dry, then I was wet (ba dum tiss).

My bully said I have to shut up. I said, "Shut down" (ba dum tiss).

Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

My friend Richard is always bullying all the little kids in the neighborhood. He is such a dick.

A man comes to a bar and has a drink. Then his bully came to him and stole his drink. Then the bully asked, "What's wrong?"

The man said that "I'm trying to kill myself. I tried getting hit by a train, but the train went on a different track. Then I tried to jump off a bridge, but I fell on a boat full of pillows. Then I tried to poison myself."

Then the bully says, "Then what?" Then the man replied, "You just drank it." Then the man left.