My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Bullying Jokes
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
I'm sorry, orphans, that you're getting bullied. Oh, I have to go, my MOM's calling me. We're going on a road trip to go to a FAMILY reunion!
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Little Johnny was getting beaten up by two kids, so I came and helped.
He won’t stand against the three of us!
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
