Bullying

Bullying jokes

Obesity

One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"

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  • Mom

    Bully: Your mom gay.

    Me: There's something on your chin.

    Bully: Where?

    Me: No, on your fourth one.

    School Shooter

    When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

    Memes

    Bitch

    What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

    Quarter pounder with cheese.

    Password

    Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.

    Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣

    Girl

    This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

    Fire

    I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

    School Shooter

    When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

    Kid

    If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?

    Virgin

    Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

    Halo

    Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

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  • Kid

    The depressed kid getting bullied.

    The bully: "You are useless."

    The depressed kid: "I know."

    Friend

    My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans bully people?

    Because they can't get suspended.

    Contact Parent _______