Bullying jokes
One day, I saw a kid beating up a fat kid. But a cop came out of nowhere and threw the bully off him. The cop then asked the bully, "Why are you beating him up?" I responded, saying, "I'm fighting obesity; no children should suffer from diabetes and heart disease." Then, the cop pulled out a gun and fired, afterwards saying, "Well, how did I do?"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Yes.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.