Bullying jokes
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.
LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied? Because they can never stand up for themselves.
Bully: "You are so stupid!"
Classmate: does nothing.
Bully: "Oi, I'm talking to you!"
Classmate: "Oh, you're talking to me? I thought you were talking to yourself."
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
What is the difference between a nerd and leafyishere?
One is fun to laugh at, bully, and roast, and the other is just a nerd.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Bully: Your mom gay.
Me: There's something on your chin.
Bully: Where?
Me: No, on your fourth one.
Hot water look a**.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Stop bullying.
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣