Bullying jokes
If you're ever bored, just bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Cry to their mama and father?
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
My friend and I were walking down the street, and we saw this one disabled kid getting bullied by three other kids. Urgently, we sprinted over to help. He had no chance against the five of us.
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
What couldn’t the boy in the wheelchair do when he saw a bully? He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
How to stop bullying?
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?