Bullying jokes

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.

Comebacks when someone say: Bully: "Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic." Say: "At least its brighter than your future."

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.

Me: "What are you doing??"

Bully: "Where's my nan's urn?!?"

Me: "I don't know."

Bully: "Tell me!! *says worthless shit*"

Me: "Next time you're looking for the urn, don't bother, I smoked her ashes. They were so fucking good. I then used a quarter of them as an exfoliator, cleared my acne and eczema btw!! Then built sandcastles with them, then blew them in your family's face after!"

Don't bully kids.

I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

Bully: Hey virgin!

Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

Victim: Just wait nine months.

Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Bully: Your mom hates you.

Orphan: I don't have parents ;)