Bullying

Bullying Jokes

Nerd

The bully: You're gay.

The nerd: I am.

The bully: Yeah.

The nerd: Then what are you?

Short jokes

Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.

Kid

I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"

After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.

Orphan

So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"

Kid

BULLY vs. QUIET KID

Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.

Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.

QUIET KID WINS

Orphanage

Bully: How is your girlfriend?

Me: I don't have one!

Bully: I know!

Me: How are your parents?

*Walks out of orphanage*

Girl

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

Orphan

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Face

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Orphanage

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Orphanage

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Creator

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

Stephen

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Head

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

Orphan

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.