Bullying jokes
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*