The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.