Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password. Me: I don't have a password. So you *won't* have a d*ck after I tear it off you.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"Sticks and stones break my bones."
A crowbar does it so much quicker.
School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!
Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*
Bully: Howâs your girlfriend?
Kid: I donât have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
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