Bullying jokes

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.

"Kill yourself. Stop thinking whether or not to do it, you dumb fucking cunt, no one likes you. Jump off a fucking 3 story building, bitch."

I say 123, yeah, the kids bullied me, but they really don't know that my dad has a gun, yeah.

These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.

It was 9/11 all over again.

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

Stop bullying.

How to stop bullying?

Yeah, I’m LGBTQ.

LETS GO BULLY THE QUEERS!

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

Bully: You're gonna die.

Me: Hurry up then.

Don't bully. Lol.

Don't bully.

When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.

We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!

Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?

He couldn’t stand up for himself.