A man comes home and hears her wife talking about having sex at the club, the man busts into the club with a revolver and says "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE" well everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says "mate you don't have enough bullets"
(First Person) :Knock Knock, Who there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, Knock Knock, who there, time to make a move, slayin all then demons and we gotta move in too. (Second Person): Knock Knock, (1st p): who there, let me talk to you, be careful where you stepin out cause you aint bullet proof, Knock Knock, who there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didnt come to hoop.
are you a gun because i would be your bullets because i love going in children.
"killed 2 birds with one stone"? pfft I once killed 2 people with 1 bullet
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie.. nothing much they both dribble,moan,hungry,walk weirdly and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down
WHY ARE THERE 30 BULLETS IN ONE CLIP? BECAUSE THATS THE AVERAGE CLASSROOM SIZE
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What is the best thing about being back Free bullets
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets? That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
cars are like bullets, you jump in front of one they solve all your problems
If an emo counts down don't worry they probably have only one bullet.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head ?!
Answer: Putin Putout !!!
If Will Smith had a revolver and said 'who fucked my wife?' Chris Rock would say "you dont have enough bullets mate"
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
