Bullet jokes
Shoot.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
A B C D E F GUN.
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
When one just isn't enough
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Are you a bullet? 'Cause you're stuck in my head.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
An assassin is about to shoot his target, "I'm about to give you the JFK experience."
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
A man finds out his wife is cheating on him with his best friend, so he hires a hitman to shoot his wife in the head, and his friend in the balls. The hitman charges $100 per bullet. The man agrees.
Later, they set up, and the hitman looks through the scope and says, “I can save you $100!”