Bullet jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
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How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Bullets.