Bullet jokes
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
How did the bullet lose its job? It got fired!
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
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Memes
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the boy shoot the clock?
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Bullets.