me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes G
me: i have no bullet holes
emo kid: not yet you dont
me: ayo what the fuc*
How did the bullet lose its job it got fired
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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Americans: Miles per hour Europeans: Bullets per kid...
What was the last thing that went through JFKs mind? A bullet
are you a bullet cus *gets shot*
A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger but winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers. Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest watching the Space Shuttle Challenger and be like, "Talking about dodge a bullet."
What’s the difference between a bullet, and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Why did the boy shoot the clock
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye:bull’s eye
personally i think putting beans on toast is better that bullets in children
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Bullets.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning...Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What is a bullet and a police officer have in common... when a bullet kills someone it gets fired
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that's probably because your S I N G L E
