Bullet

Bullet jokes

Step

Steps to win a Nerf war:

Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.

Step 2. Load hollow points.

Step 3. Win!

Weed

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

Cop

Dark Humor

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.

Time

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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  • Mind

    What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.

    Fowl

    How do you get a million fowl?

    You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

    Teacher

    A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

    Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

    Wife

    A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.

    One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."

    Bean

    Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

    Orphan

    What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

    A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

    Father

    What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

    Bar

    A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

    Arrow

    A bullet is like an arrow.

    Nothing can stop it from going through your head.