Bullet jokes
A man comes home and hears his wife talking about having sex at the club. The man busts into the club with a revolver and says, "WHO TF FUCKED MY WIFE?" Well, everyone looks over and is quiet, and someone in the back says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets."
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, βWhat do you think was going through their heads?β And I replied, βProbably a bullet.β She was furious and said, βHow dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!β And I replied, βWell, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.β
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
Pov: your bleeding out from 5 bullets in your chest, but the robber touches the air fryer
When one just isn't enough
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When I was 5 my mom got mixed up with a drug deal gone wrong and they shot up my mom blue Toyota and my brother was right beside me and a bullet went straight through my car seat almost killing me
To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip For the stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip Big iron on his hip It was early in the morning when he rode into the town He came riding from the south side slowly lookin' all around He's an outlaw loose and running, came the whi⦠Read more
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Arthur strolled into camp with a mischievous smirk on his face, his clothes nowhere to be found. Dutch raised an eyebrow at him, his expression a mixture of confusion and annoyance.
"What the hell are you doing, Arthur?" Dutch demanded.
"Just enjoying a little freedom, Dutch," Arthur replied with a chuckle. "Why, are you jealous?"
Dutch glared at him, crossing his arms. "Put some damn clo⦠Read more