What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
"Killed two birds with one stone"? Pfft, I once killed two people with one bullet.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
